Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i think i have two assholes
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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