So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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