Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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