you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
