he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
