He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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