How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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