i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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