Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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