yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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