I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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