a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize