I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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