Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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