My brain says no but my pants say off.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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