I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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