Duck Duck Cougar?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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