She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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