He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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