Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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