Me too!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
