Do you still have your period?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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