She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My vagina is officially offended.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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