I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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