But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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