woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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