He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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