Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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