i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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