A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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