dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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