Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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