Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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