The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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