She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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