"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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