and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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