So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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