Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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