I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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