I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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