please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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