i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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