I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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