Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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