what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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