Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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