yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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