Just cropdusted the office
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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