he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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