If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
