Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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