So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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