I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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