I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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