Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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