She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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