im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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