I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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