I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
